Miami: Just say no.
I started out with the notion that I would document my thrilling trip to Miami using my exciting camera phone. So I could, you know, sneak photos of all the hot, scantily-clad Renaissance scholars at this conference.
But I got bored and depressed after four pictures.
Breakfast at the Newark Liberty International Airport:

Dinner at the hellish Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant in Bayside that evening, only made palatable by the fact that we would decamp to the hotel bar afterwards and get drunk for pennies because of the kindness of the bartender:

The view from our hotel window:

Look! You can see the peoplemover!
Another view from our hotel window, this time featuring whales:
The extent of my photography this past month.

One word: Mothertruckers.