behold! argus!
this is what the freezer does to the vodka.


If you look really close at the second one, you can kinda see what I mean. There were ice crystals in it. ICE CRYSTALS, people. Vodka probably shouldn't freeze.
the purdiest bread i ever done et.
freezer burn.

Can you explain this symbol on my vodka-freezing freezer to me? Because here's what I've got, left to right:
Manky-looking bread
Thing I am praying is sorbet
Fish (easy)
Um, pot with brick?
Pigface (and I want to freeze these why?)
OK, this one I have no idea about
Airplane?
Moo?
the name of my band and the cover of our eponymous first album.

Lead singer Wind-Up says, "Yeah, I totally took this picture in Amsterdam. And before you ask: Yes, I was stoned. In fact, I AM STONED RIGHT NOW. God, I hope my mother reads this someday."
this is how we cut it in the city.


It was delicious. But why am I thinking of Sonic the Hedgehog just now?
candystripe legs.

I probably shouldn't listen to The Cure *quite* so much, should I?
i like to keep the mystery.

(...)
bruges, wissant, wissant, & ypres.

Racism has spread to Brussels.

Just before dinner.

On the coast, next to the dauphin.

Jo's author photo.
fernface and dragonhead.

bruges.
le chimay


What a difference a flash makes. The Chimay Bleu was 3.50 euros. Seriously.
i miss the beast.
vermeer?
this is just to say.

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
William Carlos Williams
the patient english.

This bears a striking resemblance to the cover of the copy of
The English Patient I bought on extras at Labyrinth. At least I think it does.
fruit porn: Rrrripe plummmmms (xxxxxxxxxx)
A phlog of experimental depth. Go ahead. Try saying "phlog" with a straight face. And without spraying spit all over the place. You can't do it, can you? You've come to the right place, my friend.